Imagine people's reactions when your bright red phone rings, with the presidential seal on the face plate, and you pick up the handset and say, "Yes, Mr. President."
At that moment, you are probably the second most important person in the world.
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Sunday, December 24, 2006
Presidential Hot Line Phone:
Make people think you're really important,
or give it to someone who's important to you
Posted by Michael N. Marcus at 4:54 AM
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Is it legal to have one of these>
Yes (unless you've stolen it).
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